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Summer Solistice 2024

the deets...

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Just as other species migrate to their seasonal mating grounds, we flock to the trailhead to remember why we exist. Every Summer Solstice we ride for 24 hours (mingled with naps and snacks).

This is year three of our storied tradition. Come for one lap, two laps, 3 laps or NONE. We will be making short laps and hanging out at base camp most of the time.  

why

It's longest day of the year and you're required to spend it on a bike. It's your patriotic duty.  

When

Friday 6-21 starting 3:00 pm to 3:00 pm Saturday 6-22
(full ride itinerary below)

Where

Whypass (aka Carpenter Bypass)

Base camp is at the upper parking lot (aka South Park Parking). It's about 1hr 15min south of Corvallis.

If you've never ridden there, Whypass is ideal for short and sweet laps. There are no long sustained climbs.

who

All riders are welcome. There is something for everyone at Whypass, beginners to advanced.

Food

This is an open table pot luck. Bring out those cliff bars that have been on your shelf for 3 years. Bring some KFC. Bring ANYTHING. With this much riding you can eat as much as you want.

Pro-tip

Multiple changes of riding clothes, gloves, and socks keep your fanny feeling fresh. We will also have hot showers available, so bring a towel.

as always, there will be...

FREE stickers!

ride schedule

fri
1-3p
3:00p
4:00p
5:00p
6:00p
7:00p
8:00p
9:00p
10:00p
11:00p
12:00a
1:00a
2:00a
3:00a
4:00a
5:00a
6:00a
7:00a
8:00a
9:00a
10:00a
11:00a
12:00p
1:00p
2:00p
3:00p
***routes may change if the people see fit***
Drive out & setup

The main caravan will leave Corvallis at 1pm, arriving at the upper parking lot about 2:30

We will stake our claim at the trailhead. Setting up the mechanic station. Park the RV & Airstream.

Ride 1 (2 hrs): appetizers

We will start by shaking off the rust and build some jumping confidence:

Sunset (3-4 laps) > Don Sled > Salal > Hit Parade (3-4 laps) > SST > back to base camp

Rd2 (~1.5hr): hootin' & Hollerin'

Now we are amped, let's go session on bigger boy stuff.

Ode to Joy and The Gift are just around the corner from base camp. We will lap til we hear the dinner bell.

Dinner

Compliments of Seth Boyardee. If you have dietary restrictions, we will make fun of you.

Ride 3 (~1.5hr): PUkes & Shuttles

Time to explore the north side. There are 2 main options that start and end at the same points. Choose your adventure.

Boundary > Northridge > Treehugger is a flowy xc style with a tasty decent at the end

Y2K is VERY fast, launching you as far as you want on smooth jump lines

We will shuttle laps until the sun goes down (9 PM)

break
Ride 4 (2 hrs): thiefs in the night

The night riders will decide on a route. Shuttles are at our disposal.

chillin & snoozin

We will hang around a fire or pile of snacks.

There will be showers. Plenty of places to sleep in the RV & Airstream. Bring your favorite blankey if you're scared of the dark.

ride 5 (1.5 hr): sunrise sesh

For the early risers, let's go explore the south end of the network.

Fun Times > B-Line > Uno Mas

Or just keep hittin the snooze button...


breakfast

(menu tbd)

ride 6 (2.5 hr): storm the capitol

Let's do a full tour of the highlights.

Sunrise > Don Sled > Salal > Hit Parade > Boneyard > Ode to Joy > The Gift > Y2K

Ride 7 (1 Hr): the hit parade hoedown

Who can get the most laps on Hit Parade in 1 hour? Keep going until you crash. The rider with the most laps wins a prize!

Lunch

Eat whatever is in sight.

Ride 8 (1.5 hr): the last hoorah

Whoever is left standing picks the final route.

pack up & head out

should we go get pedicures afterward??

after party

4 Spirits Distillery on the way back. Invite your significant others. We will tell tales of our feats of strength.